LOCATION…LOCATION… LOCATION …
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man
who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds
of ammunition stored in his home.
The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds
is considered “mentally unstable. ”
In Michigan, he’d be called “the last white guy still living in Detroit. ”
In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector. ”
In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector. ”
In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve
judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food. ”
In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend. ”
In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate. ”
In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor. ”
In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina,
and Minnesota he would be called “a deer huntin’ buddy. ”
In Montana, he’d be called “The ‘Go-To’ guy. ”
In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist
AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he’d just be “Bubba; who’s a little short on Ammo.”
Stay Alert, Stay Armed and Stay Dangerous!