Wicked Wit from the Seax.
Apply generously to Effected Area.
The Slav War is a bit that’s going to keep the pigs in the pen after the MooGooDoomCoof has become unmarketable. Finally. We’ve been fattening the curve for 2 years, it now shops at Wal-Mart with a scooty chair. Worst apocalypse script writing yet. 2/10, would not recommend. Now we have the Gopnikocalypse. Um. Dos Vidalias. They say that over there, yeah?
Blond hair, don’t care.
Nope.
I.
Do.
Not.
Care.
Ah, but I’ll tell you what I do care about. Being nickel and dimed to death. Death by a thousand shekels. Falling. Like pennies from heaven cutting midgets in half. Midgets, bleeding. Nobody cared about them. Dwarf lives matter, yo. Seriøsly. Can we just stop and appreciate that Gimli was getting his life back together?
I care about my toddler. My beautiful baby boy who, still against all hope, laughs at all my incredibly crass and sometimes violently decompressive…
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